Aaron L. M. Goodwin

Cohost of I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Excuse me but, please take that back

If I were a goose, I can promise you the last thing I would be is silly.

Inside me there are two wolves

because they had a 2-for-1 deal on wolves at the wolf restaurant.

Why do my bones feel thicker today?

Like, I feel more *dense* and there’s an increase of gravity.

Is this just how it’s gonna be the older I get?

Rewatching Star Trek: Voyager

and I’m really enjoying how funny it is that midway through the series they brought on this new blonde bombshell and put her in the most ridiculous catsuit in order to appeal to a male audience, but everyone on the show she had chemistry with was another woman. Like, despite all the best efforts of the producers she became a queer character who had zero chemistry with any of the male crew.

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